HAHA OMG you obviously did not go to cooking school lol
You have to be kidding Ellyn....
Unfortunately, it's very non-fictitious.
hahahaha oh my ellyn. how i heart you and your failing grade in home economics.
LOL. Okay it might've been 4am. But still. I would've failed home ec if my mom didn't sew my stuffed duck for me. The muffins were a disaster.
That is impressive, even by my standards.