I will be out of the office Monday through Friday (March 9-13) with limited access to email (there's no way in hell I'm checking email on my vacation). I'll be busy having drinks in the sun and finding high rollers to be my sugar daddies while you slave away in corporate Hell and harass my voicemail and inbox. I will get back to you as soon as possible when I return on Monday, March 16th if what you have to say matters to me at all, which I doubt it does.
If this is urgent (are you dead, bleeding, on fire?), please email my boss, but he probably won't respond because you're annoying.
Thank you and have a great week, suckers!